Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Sh*t my Japanese grandpa says

Excuse the headline, but judging by recent posts here and here, this seems to be the new FAIL, so here we go with a survey from goo Ranking looking at what sort of things elderly male relatives that one hasn?t met for a while tend to say to women.

Demographics

Over the 8th and 9th of June 2012 1,092 members of the goo Research monitor group completed a private internet-based questionnaire. 60.1% of the sample were female, 10.8% in their teens, 15.8% in their twenties, 28.9% in their thirties, 26.3% in their forties, 10.2% in their fifties, and 8.0% aged sixty or older. Note that the score in the results refers to the relative number of votes for each option, not a percentage of the total sample. This survey was for the women only.

Note the maniacal laughter was in each answer in the original source text?

Ranking results

Q: What sort of things to elderly male relatives that you haven?t met for a while tend to say to you? (Sample size=656, women)

Rank ? Score
1 You?ve become a real beauty since last I saw you! Kyahahaha 100
2 You?re the splitting image of your mother! Kyahahaha 79.6
3 You?ve fair grown up! Kyahahaha 59.5
4 It?s tasty so eat up! Kyahahaha 49.4
5 Do you have a boyfriend? Kyahahaha 34.8
6 Get married soon and have a baby! Kyahahaha 30.8
7 Show some filial piety these days! Kyahahaha 28.7
8 Come round to visit us every so often! Kyahahaha 26.8
9 When you were little we used to have baths together! Kyahahaha 24.4
10 If you have problems or whatever just tell me! Kyahahaha 23.5
11 You?re the splitting image of your dead granny! Kyahahaha 17.4
12 You?ve not got involved with a bad boy? Kyahahaha 17.4
13 I?ll introduce you to a nice boy for marriage! Kyahahaha 15.2
14 Won?t you marry me? Kyahahaha 14.0
15 Will you buy me some sweeties? Kyahahaha 12.5
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